roadrash
scr-ped skin wound (minor to serious in extent) caused by abrasive contact with pavement surface in vehicle accident, most often motorcycles.
dumb-ss got some serious roadrash when he laid his chopper down the other night!
skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a cycle accident.
i got a bad case of road rash in that particular crash.
a s-xual disease recieved from being ‘on the road’.
that girl at the concert last week gave me road rash
chafing, redness, b-mps or rash on a woman between the thigh and l-b–
“man, the road rash on my rumble strip is killing me!”
commonly acquired from bailing at top speed while operating a multi-wheeled street plunging apparatus, especially a skateboard or inline skates, road rash is a slang term used to describe the -ssorted flesh wounds resulting from such dangerous behavior. often, the term is used by one seeking to elaborate and intensify his/her recent extreme skate adventures. depending on the severity of the road rash, one may experience prolonged bleeding, p-ss-ng, and uncomfortable stinging. discoloration, scabs, and scarring of the epidermis is common. there is little treatment for road rash; keep wounds clean, refrain from furthur injury and stay away from the streets, rest, and consult your doctor if necessary. otherwise, enjoy showing off scars and battle wounds to your friends and anyone else interested.
so dude i was bombing twin peaks the other day on my longboard at like 40 and this frickin car comes barreling around the corner and i clip his b-mper and hit the pavement. i slid at least 10 feet and i took some serious road rash on my body. hopefully i’ll be back on my board in the next few weeks and i can take the whole thing yo.
the red, raw area around your mouth that comes from making out with someone who has lots of facial hair. some people consider it to be a badge of honor. it’s been acknowledged in some scientific communities that road rash was once a sign of n-bility.
cheryl: kenneth gave me some serious road rash last night. it feels like his beard peeled 25 layers of skin off of my face. awwwww’right.
imaginary record label you sign a band/artist/cd to as you chuck their cd angrily out of your p-ssenger side window
going 90 mph down the highway
paul’s taste in music is so horrible that when he made me a mix of his wife’s favorite hits for me to listen to i instantly signed it to roadrash.
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