Roark
noun. the smartest, s-xiest man on the internet. legend holds that he’s hung like a clysdale and smarter than neal stephenson.
i wish i could be roark, but i am not great enough, nor will i ever be.
sound made by engineering students at times of extream stress. it is believed that it helps to ease the stresses caused by 5 years of hard work.
student: rooooooaaaark rooooooaaaaark, ah thats better.
a character from ayn rand’s book the fountainhead.
…galt owns roark like whoa…
a woman with a bird like voice, usually very annoying and persistant.
roark then screamed, ffiiiiiirrrrsssttttt bbblllooooccckkkkk
a fart, initiated in a bath tub.
“what was that noise from upstairs?”
“i think jimmy just roarked.”
main entry: roark
pr-nunciation: r’o’-r k
function: noun
etymology: late latin roarkillis, from latin in- + ignoramus, oblivious — more at ‘-sshat’
: incapable of accepting free perspectives; to dominate ignorantly; : unconquerable
at the theatre: “man that conductor was such a roark. i feel like i’ve lost my entire conceptual universe.”
at the gas station: “that mother —— just roark’d me!”
at the art galleria: “i’m not fond of his work. this piece is such a roark. tell me geoffrey, what do you make of the upside down monkeys?”
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