Roast beef and applesauce
when a girl repeatedly gets f-cked and it starts getting nasty down there.
girl 1: did you hear about ashlyn?
girl 2: no! what?
girl 1: roast beef and applesauce!
girl 2: ewwww! sk-nkkkkk
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