Roasted like EVA


an extreme state of embarr-ssment caused by getting severely dissed by someone.

the expression was coined by the phattest freestyler known to man, eli porter.
dude #1: man i just found out my wife is cheating on me.

dude #2: d-mn son, you got roasted like eva!

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