roastie toastie
when a roast potato is stuffed up someones -ss and then left there for more than 4 hours. some like to use b-tter as lubricant, or even jam.
hey janet! wanna try a roastie toastie? i hear they’re delicious!
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someone who is really nice and everyone wants to talk to them. but turns out they only are nice to you to convert you to guy1- hey you ever talked to jonathan? he’s a pretty cool dude. guy 2- don’t talk to that fool, he’s a conversangilist
- park your arse
sit park your -rs- overthere, i want to talk to you.
- donald clump
1. when one has the world’s worst case of diarrhea, and it comes out in revolting clumps. 2. when a girl is on her period and there are clumps of blood 1. eww, that is one huge donald clump 2. ahhh! my blood had donald clumps in it!!
- merignorant
a female who is merely incompetent to make the right decision to leave her s-xual partner and ignorant because her partner is a piece of sh-t! she is such a merignorant, he’s not worth her time!
- triologist ( try•all•ogist)
a person who prefers their s-xual orientation to not be defined as g-y, or straight, or bi. they prefer to just.. try. since sarah is a triologist ( try•all•ogist) he is very interested in going to that lgbt meet and greet tonight to explore her options.