Rob Long
1) a complete and total pimp, gets all the b-tches
2) someone with an extremely long d-ck.
3) when you f-ck a girl, her mom, and her sister, and when your done you cover them in c-m while they sing “abc 123” by the jackson five, and don’t stop singing until you fill their mouths with c-m.
4) someone so totally amazing that chuck norris idolizes him.
5) a man who gets more -ss than a naked f-g in a gay bar.
1) person 1: “i heard that guy got a bl-wj-b from 5 different girls…in one hour”
person 2: “wow, he is so lucky to be a rob long, i would do anything to spend just one day as a rob long”
2) girl—“wow, your d-ck is huge, that thing is like a f-cking fire hose.”
guy—“yea i know, god blessed me with a rob long”
3) guy #1— “so i hear your b-tch gave you a surprise for your birthday”
guy2–“yea she had her mom and sister come over and they let me rob long them”
guy1 “you are lucky as sh-t”
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