Robert Feggans.
the coolest body guard alive.
he also goes by the name ‘big rob’.
he shelters the jonas brothers from
screaming girls and paparozzi. word.
girl: ah! nick! i love you!
big rob: you best not be touching
mah man or youz be getting a bruise on your left nostril in two seconds ma.
i’ll throw you across dis room like a
rocket on acid, yeah, we cool? after all,
i be robert feggans.
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