robot
scariest f-cking thing on earth.
have you ever been to chuck e. cheese and looked behind the curtain?
1: a mechanical apperatus designed to do the work of a man.
2: your plastic pal who’s fun to be with.
marvin: i think you aught to know i’m feeling very depressed.
dance move that makes you appear like a robot or unhuman. makes it seem like your legs and arms are made with screws and your powered by electricity.
-performs the robot-
term used in south africa to describe traffic lights.
painted on road: “robot ahead”
south african giving directions: “turn left at the second robot”
one who conforms to all of the rules, regulations, and expectations of society. they have none of their own thoughts but rather a form of “artifical intelligence” or “a.i.” that involves them believing that they have their own ideas and set of morals, but they were actually imposed or “programmed” in them by society.
hey dude check that robot.
yeah that dude is lame to the highest extent.
there is no way i am gonna ever be a robot, conforming like that -sshole.
automaton of which is born of metal, fire, and rock-n-roll power; bent on crushing all hu-mans; thirsts for delicious oi-l!
“terminator was a robot”
the s-xiest mechanical being.
“robots are like so hot”.
“i <3 robots"
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