robot pirate


a pirate made of metal from his head to his privates. they are the robot pirates. they do the things a robot should. also the things a pirate should. they wear eye-patches and are feared by the m-sses. their biggest enemy are computer hackers. they can also mop the whole p–p deck in 11 seconds.
tommy: hey is that a robot pirate?
bobby: does he have a parrot sitting on his t-tanium ch-ssis?
tommy: oh, no he doesn’t.
bobby: then no.

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