Robson


this word is to be used in replacement of cracked, bent, and/or broken. this word came into being approximately in fall of 2004 in a small wisconsin town. here is the background story: referring to the loser of a joint cracking contest. the loser of this contest had exhausted all joints, and moved on to another appendage. the outcome of this was a half functioning p-n-s. thus, the word “robson” came to mean cracked, bent, or broken.
variations:
robsoned, robsonized, robsoning, robsonian,

consider the following:

verb:
“hey, you just robsoned the b-mper of my car, foo!”

verb:
after missing his first shot, nathan took another robson.

verb:
“dear lord, my priceless ming vase has been robsoned!!!”

adjective:
“look, that b-mper is rather robsonian.”

adjective:
“look, that b-mper is robsonized.”

adjective:
“the doctor preformed surgery on the robsonized appendage.”
a loud mouth yob who reguarly gets p-ssed.
getting carried home after a hard nights out up dame marg’s.

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