rocastalk
to stalk members of the rocafella crew, such as jay-z and kanye west, and its close friends, like beyonce.
this is especially true while in new york city, which is the home of roc-a-fella records/def jam music group.
k: we should make a weekend trip up to nyc.
e: yeah! we should go rocastalking!
k: fo’sho!
the act of stalking jay-z, kanye west, and other stars- -ssociated with rocafella records.
-editor’s note: this excludes foxy brown. rocastalking her is just creepy and gross.
the next two weekends in a row i’m going up to chi to rocastalk kanye ;).
1. the act of following members of the rocafella family in what could be described as a stalking manner. it’s key to note that this is the loving form of stalking and not the creepy kind.
can also be used as an adjective, ie. rocastalker.
e: “i totally went to jay-z and beyonce’s apartment buildings today – i am such a rocastalker.”
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