rock candy
a very hard p-n-s! sometimes a girl will add sugar to enlighten a bl-w j-b
yo paco did you give your girl some rock candy?
a derogatory term for someone who is stubborn.
guy 1: everyone wants to see shutter island but you, john
john: no way dude, i wanna see alice in wonderland
guy 1: dude, quit being such a rock candy
rock candy… a slang term made by nympha n nuda while covering up the meaning of the true word. also see hard on.
nympha- i was stradaling him.. n he got sum mad rock candy.. all i could think is how small…
nuda- haha.. that must have been sum small sh-t.
the deposits that form on your p-b-s after working in hot weather also known as the salty furmundo chundo.
dude, my dog totally went for my rock candy while i was sitting on the couch after work!!!
shatter a gl-ss and roll p-n-s in gl-ss. procede to shove gl-ss-covered p-n-s into girl’s mouth, resembling a stick of rock candy
caitlin requested a “rock candy” last night.
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