Rock Hierarchy
the rock hierarchy consists of several bands that are the rulers of rock. the g-ds of rock are led zeppelin. the lords of rock are ac/dc. there are two main kings of rock. these are david bowie and jimi hendrix. the dukes of rock are the who. finally, there are the kights of rock. these are alice cooper, black sabbath, and the doors
“hey, have you heard about the rock hierarchy?”
“is that like avril lavigne and simple plan? they kick -ss. they taught me how to be punk.”
(members of the rock hierarchy would now either come back from the dead or swoop down on this person and douse them in acid.)
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