Rock Lobster
1) it’s not quite a rock, it’s not quite a lobster; it’s a rock lobster
2) a creature often found at parties and under docks at the beach
someone went under a dock, there they found a rock! it wasn’t a rock! it was a rock lobster!
rock lobster drawing
great/stupid/funny -ss song by the b-52’s, redone by peter griffin on family guy
“…but it wasnt a rock, it was a rock lobstaaa(guitar plays)rock lobsta (guitar plays) rock lobsta!!!” peter griffin version of rock lobster
greatest song by the b52’s, besides love shack
b52’s sing lots of crazy songs like rock lobster
someone who picks up your c-ke for you and then proceeds to pinch your bag
“dt picked up an 8-ball for me but when i got it it was half a gram short”
“how did that happen?”
“dt rock lobster’ed me”
“that f-cking rock lobster!”
the natural bulge of a man’s genitals in a pair of slim fitted pants
“that fat kid’s rock lobster made me throw up in my mouth a little.”
1) the male equivalent of a camel toe. usually achieved by wearing extremely tight pants or shorts to accentuate a clear silhouette of one’s member.
also known as “rocking the lobster”
tommy put on his hot pants and checked the mirror to make sure that his rock lobster would be clearly visible by his fans in the front row.
a lobster thats been dead for so long its as hard as a rock.
wow, what a rocklobster
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