Rock Poser
the most annoying people since w-nksters. this coming from a hip hop/rap fan, these people show a strong desire to be apart of the rock culture by hating on hip hop/rap when they probably listen to sh-t like mcr, they hate on hip hop/rap because they think it makes them look all punk and metal. they have never listened to good rappers like eminem, proof(from d12), lupe fiasco, nas, ll cool j, 2pac, biggie, jay-z, dr. dre, eazy e, rakim, ice cube, or probably never even heard of those rappers. these people always get beat up and picked on at school by real rock fans.
rock poser: i hate rap it sucks.
hip hop fan: have you ever heard of proof?
rock poser: who’s proof?
hip hop fan: i knew it.
rock poser: well rap is all about s-x, drugs, guns, money, gangs ect.
hip hop fan: um no, have u heard “when i’m gone” by eminem? “keep ya head up” by 2pac? “december 4th” by jay-z? “forgive me” by proof? none of those have drugs, s-x, gangs, rims, or whatever in them.
rock poser: no i havent heard those.
hip hop fan: -sigh-
rock fan: hey is this f-ggot giving you trouble man?
hip hop fan: yes beat him up.
-rock poser gets beat up.-
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