rock star penguin teste-blitz
a rock star penguin teste-blitz is kinda’ like two girls, one cup, but instead with mic jagger, a dead penguin, oscar wilde, and the elephant man’s skeleton.
performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. which is why mic jagger’s there. to sing “(i can’t get no) satisfaction”.
usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
jack: i just pulled a rock star penguin teste-blitz!
ryan: no way! why wasn’t i invited?
jack: oscar didn’t think you’d appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
ryan: oh…-cry-
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