Rock Star Retarded
the act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country b-mpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. during this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.
brace face: “get your oscar myer wiener over here!”
person 2: “you get your oscar myer wiener over here!”
brace face to person 3: “that guy thinks i have a d-ck”
person 3 to person 2: “she said you think she has a d-ck”
person 2: “that girl is rock star r-t-rded!!!”
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