Rocket Ass Syndrom
rare but freaky. symptoms include: extreme halucinations of alien abduction, localized earthquakes of approximately 8.2 on the richtor scale which shake your whole house, ending in severe -n-l bleeding and aperant telaportation — in which the subject/victim falls asleep somewhere (say, in bed) and wakes up inexplicably somewhere completely different (like on the front lawn or in another state) usually, the subject/victim has no credibility and can not prove the event, but is, none the less, very traumatized. example: see tv’s house. season 3. episode 4.
person 1:
“dude you were wasted yesterday, what happened?”
person 2:
“i don’t even wana talk about it. i woke up in the bathroom at arby’s”
person 1:
“what the h-ll?…we didn’t even go to arby’s last night!”
person 2:
“i know… and my -ss and gus are killin me”
person 1:
“rocket -ss syndrom…happens to me all the time!”
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