rocket joe’s
the ‘final frontier’ pizza shack down in the lower east side, peopled predominantly by crazies and drunks.
a nifty spot for inebriated/sh-tfaced folk in p-ssionate pursuit of pizza grease to alleviate toxic gastric goings-on. however, the same cannot be said in favor of a parallel palliative property for vesical toxicity, owing to the conspicuous absence of lavatory facilities at the aforementioned location – to wit (and with yet more labored eloquence) ‘the lack of -ssuagement for urinary distress, for the lack of a sewage meant for sanitary egress.’
in an alternative appraisal, rocket joe’s serves as a perfect locus for chance encounters such as may occur between a charming young man (one quarter j-panese, polish and german) and a mildly intoxicated girl whose ethnicity poses an -n-logous dilemma.
the famed pizzeria also offers a curiously ideal ambience for the far-from-awkward exchange of mobile numbers resulting in a beautiful reunion between strangers in the night.
chef’s recommendation: seagram’s sparkling seltzer water
c: so wasted, so hungry…let’s get pizza..
r: (much slurring) oh look, rocket joe’s… you get the pizza…(long pause) i’ll go chat up the mancandy..
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