Rocket Knight Adventures
an under-rated sega genesis game. this intense side-scrolling adventure starred sparkster, a sickenly cute yet bad-ss oppossum in big blue armor. this t-tle had 7 stages of adventure in which sparkster has to rescue his beau, princess sherry, and save the world from the d-mn dirty pigs. this was konami-quality stuff right here. solid graphics, fluid animation, catchy tunes, challenging gameplay, and screen-filling bosses made this a true buried treasure of the 16-bit era. if contra was taken over by furry woodland creatures, this would be the result.
it’s rocket knight adventures, b-tch!
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