Rocket Moose


noun: a female that is very attractive but can have some fluctuating weight problems; she can at times be as hot as a rocket or can pack on some pounds and have a body like a moose.

examples: mariah carey, tyra banks, jennifer love hewitt
i love j. lo but she is a real rocket moose.

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