rocket surgery
(n.) a play on words which mixes two common metaphors: “rocket science” and “brain surgery”
a line in a hilarious chris rock comedy act states that one shouldn’t eat green meat. no kidding. it doesn’t take a degree in rocket surgery to figure out something like that! ;od
a mixed metaphor describing a non-existent, yet implicitly high level of qualification. the greatness of this term is in its subtle ability to call someone stupid twice in one euphemism. the irony may go over someone’s head and they would call out that this field of study doesn’t exist.
a: come on, it’s not rocket surgery.
b: are you f-ckin r-t-rded? there is no rocket surgery. anyway, this is hard. i don’t want to f-ck up.
a: no dude, you’re r-t-rded. just match the colors so i can jump start your car, dipsh-t.
the most difficult task a human can ever perform.
hurry the f-ck up. this isn’t rocketsurgery.
a word dumb-sses use, in confusion with rocket science and brain surgery, when trying to insult someone else for not being able to perform a brainless task.
“explaining this to you is like trying to explain rocket surgery to a r-t-rd!” “it’s rocket science, you idiot.”
“it’s not rocket surgery!” “of course it isn’t, because that doesn’t exist, moron!”
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