Rockfest Moron


a person or intelligent animal who upon receiving their rockfest braclet, are so begot with joy that they try their braclet on only to find that it cannot removed. this person must either wear the braclet or remove his hands, or they will will be not be able to get into the rockfest in a week and half.
jimbod said ” wee-haww! done my hangout ticket! look at my awesome braclet, lemme just try it on right quick.

bystander said “looks pretty sweet dude! but, i think you arent supposed to wear that yet!?

jimbod said – “well i’ll be d-mned!” looks like ima need a sweatband!

other guy -“he’s rockfest moron.”

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