Rockford Lutheran
an extremely self-righteous organization in the rockford area that claims to have the best level of education in a city known for having the sh-ttiest education.
dude you got the c-ke?
yeah i have 2 keys.
dude where’d you go to school, rockford lutheran? you have 3 keys.
how’d you know?
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