rocko’s modern life
a hilarious cartoon that for some gay -ss reason got canceled. but it was one of the funniest ever.
rocko’s modern life didn’t “pwned” or “owned” you f-cking douche bag it ruled.
the best cartoon evar on nickelodeon.
rocko’s modern life pwned.
a cartoon series which was the brain child of joe murray. told the tale of rocko,a wallaby from australia,who had moved to america. the cartoon featured surreal,exaggerated versions of the trials and tribulations of real life.
man:rocko’s modern life,eh? sounds good.
jonjo:it is. it contains surreal,exaggerated versions of the trials and tribulations of real life.
man:that’s deep.
one funny old school nick toon. first aired in september 18, 1993 and last episode on novemeber 24, 1996. there are four seasons with 52 episodes.
it features rocko (a young wallaby from australia who moves to the u.s), sp-nky(rocko’s dog), filbert (rocko’s turtle friend who works in a comic shop), heffer (rocko’s steer friend and adopted by wolves), and mr. and mrs. bighead (rocko’s frog neighbors). the show is about rocko dealing with everyday things in his “modern” life.
sadly, the show was cancelled. however, you can still watch re-runs on channel 126 with digital cable.
filbert: turn the page, wash your hands, turn the page, wash your hands…
heffer: wacky deli yeah! wacky deli yeah! we’ve got sandwiches…
a genuinely hilarious show on nickelodeon in the mid-1990s. ‘rml’ was an ingenious parody of 1990s life, poking fun at big businesses, coffee shops, credit cards, and many other things. since it was on a children’s network, the show’s creators had to throw in some ‘potty jokes,’ as much of the show’s true humor was too highbrow for the average ten year-old.
rocko’s modern life still airs on nicktoons tv, but i don’t think that very many people receive that channel.
definately the best cartoon nickelodeon has ever done. it lasted 4 seasons and only 52 episodes. if you didn’t like this show you were eather to young to understand the humor(propaly from 1-8) or too old to actually consider changing the channel to nick. now all nickelodeon shows is 50 episodes of spongebob(a show that definately isn’t one of nick’s absolute best, definately better than rocket power and the wild thornberrys) and 20 episodes of fairly oddparents (not funny or entertaining show)
anyway, rocko rocks this world.
“bath day is a very dangerous day”
“laundry day is a very dangerous day”
“garbage day is a very dangerous day”
“open mike night is a very dangerous night”
“shopping day is a very dangerous day”
the best show on nickelodeon, it never had a bad episode, was always funny, and it kicked -ss. problem is that nickelodeon turned into a suck-ss preteen bullsh-t station and had to cancel it cause they don’t like quality shows.
rocko’s modern life was the best show ever, and i’ll beat the sh-t out of anyone who says otherwise!
←
Read Also:
- N64 tennis
the best game ever on a sega master system. the player has to play tennis against a fish who says “ok average size good job” do you have n64 tennis…err whats it called n64 tennis naaaaat
- cige
(pr-nounced sije) v. to smoke cigarettes; to smoke a cigarette n. a cigarette “do you cige?” “no i’m trying to cut back” ______________________ “i need to go cige, i’ll be on the porch” ______________________ “where’s luke?” “he went out to have a cige” ______________________ “you still cigeing? you should quit.”
- velociboobies
a drunken picture of two or three friends’ br–sts pushed together, to be texted to other friends who are not there (usually cely) i wish angela was here… grab your phone, let’s send her velocib–bies!
- high stakes gayery
a term referring to anything or anyone with flamboyantly gay qualities. it evolved organically from our propensity of ridiculing general gay or weak behavior amongst our friends. not too sure why the high stakes tag was added, but it works. use this phrase at your own peril as it will quickly dominate your lexicon. usually […]
- kadoon
another word for a woman’s cl-toris. often times referred to as a large and wide and lanky cl-toris, one that has been used alot. she has a 4-inch kadoon that sometimes gets stuck in her -ss.