rockstaritis
someone who thinks they are a rockstar because they play a musical instrument and have a rockstar haircut. they usually live in dream world believing their big break into the scene is just around the corner. this belief system carries well into their 40’s or even 50’s and some will never realise the truth of their existance. seems to mainly affect christian musicians and guitar players. christain’s bands that go on tour in in a third world country that think that because a big crowd turned out they are rock legends when in reality it’s the only form of entertainment these people have ever had.
dude 1: did you hear dave is in a band, he showed me his pictures on facebook, the crowd was huge?
dude 2: yeah dude he plays in a christian rock band, those pictures are from uganda.
dude 1: rockstaritis sufferer huh?
dud 2: big styles!
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