rocky mountain bow tie
a threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is h-tting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a bl-w j-b. the guys are erotically exfixiatating each other to reach optimal climax.
when considering possible options to liven up my friday night, i soon found myself in the mists of a rocky mountain bow tie with jess and bobby. needless to say i’ve never reach a climax again unless i know it’s a black tie affair.
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a safe-s-x practice in which a condom is worn with an additional condom pulled over each t-st-cl-, with the two loose ends of the t-st-cl- condoms tied over top of the p-n-s in a bow.
used originally by canadian males as an extra precaution against skin-to-skin contact sti when engaging in s-xual relations with the promiscuous women of canada’s rocky mountain ski resorts.
ski-b-m 1: bro where did you end up last night?
ski-b-m 2: i hooked up with some australian sk-nk, i was wasted.
ski-b-m 1: oh man, hope you rocky mountain bow tied that sh-t!
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