Rocky River


the greatest f-ckin’ town in history and the person putting river down just had no friends and hates the world.
hey, rocky river is the sh-t but there is a lot of loner gay people with no friends that think rocky river sucks when its a perfectly good city there.
the worst and most judgemental/preppy city on the entire planet.
“oh hey lets go to rocky river!” -goes there- “um…nevermind. bad idea. let’s go home.”

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