Rocky Road
1. to have diarrhea while doing -n-l, and still continuing to do -n-l
2. taking a sh-t in a ben and jerseys
dude 1: did you hear about thomas
dude 2: no, what about him
dude 1: he was f-ckin his b-tch you know, then all of the sudden she began to rocky road all over his d-ck,
dude 2: sick!
dude one: he even still continued
dude 2: that’s disgusting.
when a guy sh-ts in a girl’s mouth, then c-ms on it and rests his nut sack on top
my girlfriend likes to eat sh-t so i gave her a rocky road.
a s-xual maneuver in which one accidently corn holes his bro in the dark while making a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off on your girlfriend.
bro, what are you doing, that’s my -ss, not hers, and now that you know, why are you still rocky roading me??!!!
a r-ct-m full of pooh – appreciated by some people who enjoy -n-l s-x
“he groaned as he rode the rocky road”
the act of one partner sucking the kindey stone out of the man’s urethra and inserting it into the -n-s
girl: last night i gave nate a “rocky road.”
boy: did it hurt?
girl: yeah, i sucked too hard and the stone went down my throat, i almost choked!
after performing extremely rough and dirty -n-l s-x on a girl who ate peanuts the day before, the man goes from -ss to mouth, inserting his sh-t stained p-n-s inside the girls mouth until he blows his load. the resulting mixture of sh-t (chocolate ice cream with peanuts) and s-m-n (marshmellow swirls) seemingly appears, but does not taste like rocky road ice cream.
i was so excited to see that kayce ate peanuts the day before, my -ss to mouth move resulted in a fantastic looking rocky road!
“you give them redcoats h-ll, and you give their women rocky road.” — george washington
a lumpy p-n-s tip, almost as if there rocks all over it.
girl- whys your d-ck all lumpy
boy- i got a rocky road baby,
when having rough -n-l s-x, the girl sh-ts on the mans shlong. then the man doesnt really care and keeps going. this usually results in infections and smelly c-cks.
mark: woah dude what smells!!!
jeff: oh sorry karen gave me a rocky road last night
mark: dude did you even shower afterwards.
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