rod

ride.or.die
you are my r.o.d
n. an erect p-n-s
i woke up this morning with a wicked rod!
not an erect p-n-s. yes, this is actually a person’s name.
“rod was so p-ssed off when he saw all the definitions for ‘rod’ on definithing all had to do with a p-n-s, so he made his own defintion.”
#not #a #p-n-s #or #d-ck
ride or die.
tight friends
: girl your my r.o.d chiick
#r.o.d #rod #rods #r.o.ds #friends
a very big or long p-n-s c-ck d-ck
f-ckin h-ll hes got a right rod
#lod #d-ck #p-n-s #c-ck #c-m
a slang term for p-n-s
vadim has a microscopic “rod”!!!
a rod is a man who is first-rate. although he sometimes takes a little while to get to know, that is part of his charm and he is worth it. he will be someone you desire as a friend for life. rods are thoughtful, protective, kind, always ready to help. they are an amazing combination of sensitivity and strength. they are great listeners. family is extremely important. never arrogant or proud, wisdom and humbleness are his key traits. attractive on the inside and out. rods possess a great sense of humor (mixed with an ornery teasing side) and can make you laugh until your sides hurt. if have found a rod, handle with care. you have found a needle in a haystack – a treasure of infinite worth.
you found a rod? you should be so lucky!
#friend #strength #protective #humor #rod #treasure
a spectacular guy who dizzies himself in swivel chairs, brings high-powered bouncy b-lls to work, builds snowmen in the middle of the driveway, gets mad when he can’t see his forehead, and hates green beans. a hazel-eyed, creative, evil genius who has an incomparable ability to make you feel like a woman. if you haven’t met a rod-type yet, your life automatically sucks.
i wish my dad were a rod.

our daughter’s dating rod and we couldn’t be happier.
#swivel chair #forehead #snowmen #greeen beans #bouncy b-lls