rodent surprise
when a man uses a white hamster or gerbil as a condom. after he has spaffed he fishes out the mangled corpse which looks like what can only be described as hairy placenta. it is then fried or grilled and is an excellent with a sherry or on a hot summers day some pimms. to make a deluxe you must remove from the v-g-n- and place into the r-ct-m.
“good morning honey, i cooked you up a nice rodent surprise!”
“lets make this f-cker a deluxe”
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