rodeo

a rodeo usually begins at the end of a drunken night in the bar, with a game of “pull the pig”. once someone wins by attracting the ugliest woman in the bar, the rodeo is on.

you will require at least one friend to beat you home and conceal themselves around the bedroom (under piles of clothes, behind curtains, under the bed, etc).

when you arrive home with your fat ugly trophy you must persuade her to come to bed with you, this is not usually a problem with the fatter more rancid looking catches.

dispite how ill it might make you, you must engage in s-xual intercourse as soon as possible to prevent your friends from getting cramp in their small hiding places…

the main event comes when she approaches -rg-sm (or before but this way usually gets a better effect). remember you must be in the doggy position for any of this to work right..

as soon as she begins to climax, yell rodeo!!! at the top of your voice, at which point the room should explode with hidden friends yelling at the top of their lungs (with flashing cameras for best effect) causing your fat -ssed partner to start rocking and bucking like an angry buffalo trying to escape the flashing cameras and hide her big naked -ss. the trick is to stay on her for as long as possible after the initial yell.
“got a 13 second rodeo on sarah last night, she won’t talk to me now…”
while you are f-cking a girl in the -ss you grab her hand and tell her you have aids then she will squirm like a bull in the rodeo and you must keep it in as long as you can
i was f-cking a girl in the -ss and did a rodeo she went insane
when having -n-l with a girl, reach around and grab two handfulls of t-t and wisper in her ear “these feel just like your sisters”. then do your best to hang on for 8 seconds.
i was with stacy’s sister last night and pulled a rodeo on her… it was the best ride of my life!!!
knowing that you are going to have relations with your woman that night, you have your friends get to your house early and hide in the closet. while doing you girl doggy style you grab her by the hair. your friends then jump out of the closet and scream rodeo. try to hold on for 8 seconds.
i pulled a rodeo with heather but only made 7 seconds.
for a guy to straddle a girl so that she can suck his d-ck and while she does, he reaches forward pulling her head into the bl-w j-b and reaches back and fingers her p-ssy
i gave her deep throat rodeo style last night
the rodeo is a s-x game involving having “doggy style” s-xual intercourse with a girl and saying another girl’s name over and over, in order to upset her enough to wriggle herself away from you in anger. the object of the game is to hold onto the girl and stay inside of her for as long as you can.
typically, a man does not want to do this to a girl he wants to remain in a relationship with.
last night’s rodeo with my date lasted about ten minutes. surprisingly, she wants to see me again…
whilst performing s-xual intercourse, the male tells the female that he has herpes (disease may vary). he then tries to stay in her as long as possible. he wins if he “beats the bull,” or climaxes inside her. females that can put up a fight for the whole time are considered water bulls while females who give up after losing energy are considered young calfs
last night i went to the rodeo, yippeekaiyay

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