ROFL Cock
when someone is having oral s-x and their partner tickles the other person’s the p-n-s and/or scr-t-m until they c-m.
“my girlfriend gave me a rofl c-ck last night, i laughed so hard, i came all over.”
n. the act of rolling around laughing at a guy’s one-inch wonder
alice: did you see matt’s tiny friend?
katie: yeah. it was a total roflc-ck moment.
verb, noun
verb: to laugh at something that is anyway related to a man’s genitala
noun: a joke that in some way relates to a mans genitalia
ted: did you see jacob with the bone in the shower after gym?
tim: ya, roflc-ck
jim mcmahon: i am the badest man on the planet.
viewer: such roflc-ck
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