ROFLJIMP
an acronym which stands for “rolling on floor laughing, j-zzing in my pants.” appropriate in situations when something funny and s-xy/awesome occurs simultaneously.
man 1: i just pranked my super model girlfriend by putting flour in her hair dryer, she’s covered in white stuff!!
man 2: lolol -rofljimp-
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