roflmaoaf
roflmao and farting, good for any joke that leads to an uncontrollable belly laugh.
peta says that the pres. shouldn’t ‘pardon’ a turkey but rather ‘spare’ it… “turkeys do not need to be ‘pardoned’-they are not guilty of anything other than being born into a world of prejudice. they are innocents who should be respected for who they are: good mothers, smart birds, and interesting animals.”
i’m cooking two this year and later i’ll be roflmaoaf when i tell my friends about this.
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