roflmaobmlo
the awesome compilation of the letters roflmaobmlo meaning “rolling on the floor laughing my -ss off barfing my lungs out”
bill: “i heard that george bush got -ssasinated”
bob: “roflmaobmlo!!!”
bill: “i know, isn’t that just hilarious?”
loser that no one likes: “no!”
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