roflnmayonause


a type of condiment that brings you lol’s and tastes good on a hot dog.
andrew: i would like some roflnmayonause with my uber hot dog
conner: im not a salesman… idiot
andrew: soi soi soi you sell your d-ck to others
landon: eww.. conner your a sick freak
conner: sigh i hate mai life ooo wanna suck mai d-ck?
andrew: he does (points to landon)
conner: landon open wide
landon: k

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