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• Cherry Surprise

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  when a carnival worker has been masturbating all night and -j-c-l-t-s bl–dy spooge into the carnival goer’s eye socket as they aim for a prize–particularly for stuffed animals of the bear proclivity g-d d-mn that carni just shot me with a chili con karnie, that f-ck face!!!?

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