ROFS
acronym for roll on the floor starving.
1)i’m so hungry rofs!
2) rofs you’re so fat!
an abbreviation for “rate of fire.” this is used only over the internet when weaponry is the topic. elsewhere, one would say “rate of fire”
the mg-42 machine gun has a much higher rof than the mg-34.
relating to the popular rofl ( rolling on the floor laughing ). rof stands for “rolling on the floor”. this occurs when there is a fire and all of sudden you have to “roll on the floor” so your -ss doesnt get burnt, or when something funny happens and the laughing is self explanitory; therefore one would just “rof”
holy sh-t there’s a fire, quick rof!
oh my god, that girl has a mean cameltoe, i just rof’d a little.
text talk for ‘roll on floor’. similar to rofling but without any laughter aloud.
person one: hey, i’m bored, let’s rof.
person two: hahaha
person one: stop laughing, we’re rofing not rofling here.
abbreviation for “roll on floor seizing”
a variation on rofl (roll on floor laughing)
“omg you’re so funnny”
“rofs i know!”
“rofs? do you need to go to the hospital???”
for when you want to rofl but you simply cannot due to losing your voice.
male: what do you call a no eyed deer ?
female: i don’t know, what ?
male: no idea !
female: rof rof rof rof rof.
rof – rolling on floor
i was rof after watching mc=v-g-n-
←
Read Also:
- nawesome
not awesome. opposite of awesome. “oh man! that girl looks nawesome!” an abbreviation of not awesome. first said by ryan dunn in the ‘snake river redemption’ skit of jack-ss 3-d. that bone break is n’awesome. essentially ‘n’ representing ‘not’, first used by ryan dunn in jack-ss 3 (2010), during a scene in which he had […]
- Winded Walrus
wind-ed wal-rus (noun, plural -ruses) (win-did wawl-ruh s) 1. someone who wears green and plays teams sports such as flag football, paintball, drinking, and sometimes even ice skating “bob: i can’t stop thinking that b-tch is crazy. bill: why? bob: he’s wearing a pickle green shirt running around yelling “go go go” and “whoop whoop.” […]
- visceral
lotus exige of, relating to, or arising from one’s mental or spiritual being: inner, interior, internal, intimate, inward. slang gut. see body. derived from or prompted by a natural tendency or impulse: instinctive, instinctual, intuitive. riding in the lotus exige can only be described as a visceral experiance. the group consisting of couchsurfers that met […]
- womb
v., tr. to penetrate a woman v-g-n-lly, so deeply and/or with so much effort that, in theory, the p-n-s reaches the womb. she sucks in breath sharply and out of pained astonishment pitched like delight utters, “you’re wombing me!” womb is acronym, means; waste of mega bytes. dude, you haven’t log’d in your mysp-ce, you’re […]
- YouTube
youtube is a website that allows users to upload and share videos worldwide. launched in febuary 2005 by three former members of paypal, youtube has seen immense success, and as of march 2006 roughly 20,000 videos are uploaded daily. -youtube, “broadcast yourself.” i made a video blog on youtube. i found audioslave concert videos on […]