roger

a perverted tortoise with a huge forehead
why is roger lu’s forehead always in my way?
to roger is an english slang term commonly used to mean have s-xual intercourse. however, it is used only for men towards women, and not the other way round. it is also commonly used to describe the taking of a woman from behind.
i am going to roger her.
i rogered her something stupid.
i rogered her up the -rs-.
1. a positive acknowlegment; “ok”, “understood”. used in (old, military) radio language. also “roger that”.

2. to have s-xual intercourse, of course (old british)
a: turn right from next
b: roger
a roger is loyal and loving.
a roger is kind, warm-hearted and supportive.
a roger is a gentleman.
a roger will never cheat on you.
a roger is slightly old-school.
a roger loves cuddling and sweet, tender kisses!
a roger is the best person you could meet.
usually rogers are europeans.
a roger is generally quirky, cool, eccentric, quiet and introspective.
rogers have beautiful and calm souls.
“ah, thank you so much sir! you’re such a roger.”
“i wish all men could be rogers”
male name. german origin. meaning: famous spearman.
roger is a boy. an amazing boy. his smile could give you the warm fuzzies!! he’s a hard worker and loves chocolate. he’s impulsive at times, but when he takes time to think things through he can make magic happen. you could get lost in this boy’s eyes. he’s a bit of a nerd, and slightly dorky at times. often rogers are happy go lucky, but can get depressed every now and then. a roger would do anything for you, but you should never take advantage of them. they require love and affection. rogers tend to lock their feelings up, but when you open them up a bit they can show you a ridiculous love like no other. they’ll tease you, but protect you too. a roger would never want to hurt you and will always make you feel loved. he has a puppy-like charm. the kind of boy you’d want to fall in love with.
roger, i am without a doubt in love with you. <3 a monopolistic gsm cell phone carrier (also known as robbers) in canada that abuses and gouges consumers with their absurd and ridiculous pricing. laugh when criticized and raise phone prices higher as a result. instead of offering customers with more compet-tive rates, they raise prices because of their might, power and monopolistic ways. also accredited with killing the imminent iphone launch in canada with their terrible and unfair plans. an example as follows(which is quite uncompet-tive considering the marketing bs they pull all the time): - $60/month. 150 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 400 mb data, 75 sms sent - $75/month. 300 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 750 mb data, 100 sms sent - $100/month. 600 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 1 gb data, 200 sms sent - $115/month. 800 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 2 gb data, 300 sms sent idiot: i just signed on with rogers for three years and got the new iphone!!! random guy: wow you got screwed by robbers.... they need to fund the blue jays somehow... customer: wow! robbers just sent me a bill for $1,002, 232 because i "overused" data.... an unfortunate name for a pilot to have. other pilot : "righto. roger roger." roger : "why'd you roger roger me?" other pilot : "because i always say 'roger'." roger : "but why say it twice?" other pilot : "well, i'd've said it to you, regardless of your name. i mean-" roger : "okay, shut up now-" other pilot : "-if your name had been steve, i would've said 'roger steve'-" roger : "shudaf-kap or i'll crash the plane!" roger indicates acknowledgment of everything that was just said to you, when really you just mean "f-ck you". "alright specialist, make sure you complete maintenance on your vehicle, write your own counseling statement, and clean my weapon. don't let me catch you sleeping on guard later either. i'm going to the px." "roger sergeant."