Roger Rooster
a self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980’s in the town of rouleau, saskatchewan where mr. roger flender grew up. roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. he grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. the position has 4 steps: (note, this will only work for males)
1. push your stiff b-n-r between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. close your legs, holding your b-n-r in this position.
3. keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your b-n-r pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your b-n-r.
4. then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your p-n-s by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
– shave the part of your legs where your b-n-r touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
to help out unknown vocabulary:roger rooster masurbation pleasure b-n-r legs p-n-s lube
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