rogeto

-comprises of the characters tom and roger. by day, they are ordinary citizens, but by night, they become one person who is an awesome holy force called rogeto.
-rogeto are dictators, and basically rule the earth in their own mind.
-they believe that they have control over every person on the earth and don’t even refer to them on the same level that they are on.
-ordinary people are called earthenwares.
-rogeto are fashion designers, a rock band, and volunteer fire fighters too.
-they have read every book in existence.
-they will not lend you any books though.

if you act like rogeto, people might say you have a rogeto complex.

if everyone worships you all of a sudden, you might say you feel like rogeto.

if you do something excellent, like recieve a badge of merit, you could say, ” i’ve pulled a rogeto.”
ted: i’m super famicom fab.
bill: not as fab as rogeto though.

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lars: free shark mitties for everyone!
tim: f-cking rogeto!

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tom: i feel like a g-d.
roger: that’s because we are one. we’re rogeto, remember?
tom: yes. now i do.

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sally: i am doing a report, and i need to read a book.
linus: rogeto has read all the books in the world.

later…

sally: may i borrow one of your books?
rogeto: you may not.

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