Rogue Zipper
when you have a pair of pants where the zipper just goes down on its own whenever it feels like it. it goes “rogue” so to speak.
chad: “hey man your fly’s open.”
brad: “sh-t man you’re right, it’s this f-cking rogue zipper.”
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