Roguer
roguer: rogue b-n-r. the kind of poorly timed erection that pops up for absolutely no reason in the most awkward social situations, such as:
english cl-ss
family christmas gatherings
funerals
they are particularly bad if one is wearing sweatpants or shorts.
although there is no known cure, there are some things that can help. these include:
1)wearing a billowy sweater
2)putting on a heavy backpack and leaning forward under the weight and saying “oooh! what a heavy backpack!” (saying that will make everyone think it’s normal)
3)sitting down at a table or covered desk and thinking of outrageously ugly people
4)holding something in front (only works if it’s somewhat sideways)
i always gets roguers in the worst situations. like walking to school in the middle of downtown philly during rush hour.
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