ROI


return on investment
what is the roi for buying this product?
puuuure sarcastic comment. means what the f-ck?
samj: “throwing someones plane ticket away would be funny”

chazza and jon: “roi?”
acronym for return on investment
– applied to s-xual relations earned after spending time and money trying to garner a woman’s favor. (ex: . usage note: the person who receives the roi does not have to be the person that put the time in. ex: jason spent months taking laura out and spent lots of money, but his friend mike got the roi. editor’s note: thanks are due to jason c-x for creating this term
after 14 dates worth of dinners and drinks he still had not received his r.o.i.
return on investment

you invest in a night out (drinks, transport, club entry, etc.)… the return is a pull
john: what was your roi like last night?

ben: i got with 3 girls and took one back to mine

john: great roi
she is teh pwn
suck it rois

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