Rojob
a rojob is the act of cupping the male gentalia from behind and between the male victims legs and lifting them at least half a foot off the ground.
origins: the rojob originated between some gender confused males looking for a way to get their rocks off. first performed by rowan wall-corrie (hense rojob).
rowan rojobed baz so hard that his t-st-cl-s -ssended into his stomach.
give me the money or you’ll get a good hard rojobing.
a bl-w j-b preformed by a robot.
jocko: “yo bro, my b-tch can’t suck d-ck to save her life.”
jacko: “dude, get a rojob. it’s satisfaction without the genes attached.”
jocko: “word.”
when a hispanic man sucks another man’s d-ck.
he got a rojob from that manwh-r- over there.
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