Roll A One
to perform spectacularly badly at an attempted task or activity, in a flourishing display of unprecedented misfortune.
originates from the roleplaying game, dungeons & dragons, where a die must be rolled to determine a players’ level of success in performing certain tasks. rolling a one in such a situation would almost certainly cause the task to fail catastrophically.
person a: my chocolate fondue fountain just exploded somehow, and ruined my entire house.
person b: wow, did you just roll a one, or what?
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