Rolled on impact
1) to be a complete and utter pr-ck and to regale near death stories in an attempt to gain poontang in a foreign country.
2) a phrase one utters when regaling a dangerous story and one is immediately saved without reason.
also see flaccid on impact
1) pr-ck: i jumped off a cliff this high once – i would have broken every bone in my body, but it was ok because i rolled on impact.
lady friend: really? take me now!
2) person 1: what if this bus drove off this cliff into that huge fiery chasm below?
person 2: oh, it’ll be alright – we’ll just roll on impact.
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