rolling stop
a lame excuse for a cop to pull you over, and only dangerous if done improperly, a rolling stop is when you don’t come to a complete stop at a stop sign. this includes slowing down to .0000002 mph to look both ways in an unoccupied industrial district. basically if your wheel doesn’t stop moving, you’ve done a “rolling stop” in the eyes of the law.
cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
victim: i was hoping you could tell me, and obviously i don’t know why you pulled me over otherwise i wouldn’tve done it in front of you.
cop: you did a rolling stop back there.
victim: …back there at my driveway on the cul-de-sac?
cop: i don’t speak french.
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