rolling the mouse wheel
masturbating a woman or girl to -rg-sm. this takes its name from the “flicking” motion of the middle finger when you are using a wheelmouse and trying to scroll down through a lot of text. in masturbation the action is almost exactly the same, except that the mouse wheel is replaced by your lucky lady’s cl-t.
also, i’ve noticed that the sound produced is completely different.
a similar computer/s-x term is “double clicking on the mouse” which also means female masturbation.
hmb (who is male): so, ac, what did you do all day today?
ac (who is female): you would not believe. i found a kick–ss .zip of photochopped fake johnny depp p-rn. it was a really big file, too. i had to spend almost two hours rolling the mouse wheel just to get through it.
hmb: dear me. airing the orchid?
ac: you bet. i got my daily musical practice of playing the upside down piano.
hmb: feeding oats to the pony?
ac: tickling the toothless gibbon.
hmb: typing in the gussets.
ac: paddling the pink canoe until it leaks.
hmb: finger painting the ham sandwich.
ac: stirring the mixing bowl.
hmb: petting the cat.
ac: fingering the bald suspect.
hmb: … so, um, can i borrow that .zip file? … for, erm, personal reasons…
ac: !
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